"Everyone admires Einstein for his physics But I'm a big fan of his womanizing" Einstein pick up lines: "Wave If you're not too Particular! "If you've got the space, I've got the time." "I think you're special. Do you wanna have relations?" "Your bottom can warp my space any time." "Let's go to a field and unify." "I love the way you bend the light." "Your mass is making my energy rise!" "Imagination is more important then knowledge, I wanna know you in the way I'm imagining?" "How about a little Brownian motion?" "When I saw your photo I felt electricity!" "The glow from my candle wakes the lightning!" "You just made time stand still!" "You wanna make an Einstein Rosen bridge? "Ever seen a wormhole?" "I've been admiring your Riemann curvature!" "Would you tie me up and be super critical? "I think you're the bomb!"