IN HONOR OF ZENO Zeno was a greek from ancient times who ripped the philosophers of his day with his irreverent insight. He is not famous for any philosophical system of his own, but rather for finding the holes in the systems of others. This trickster has always had cult status with me as one of the all time great intellectual rebels. He lived in a culture that loved reason and nearly worshiped mathematics. Someone had to be the devils advocate and keep those boys on their toes so up jumped Zeno. He devised paradoxes to trip up thinkers who relied solely on logic. He showed that the world of logic is not quite so reasonable as many would have us believe. Zeno's most famous paradox bears his name and is a delightful little brain teaser. To illustrate let us use an empty glass and a pitcher of water. Our goal is to fill the glass half full of water. Before we can fill the glass half full we must at least fill to the mark that is midway between the bottom and our goal. Doing that, the glass is now one quarter full. Continuing we find that we must now fill to the mark that is midway between the present water line and our goal. Doing that, the glass is now three eights full. This process may be continued with the remaining distance being cut in half every time. Since there will always be a remainder, however slight, surely it follows that we can never fill the glass half way. The great beauty of Zeno's paradox is that it undermines one of the most popular and annoying philosophical questions of our time. So when you are next approached by a would be philosopher you may tell them "The glass can never be half full or half empty." B.E.