Hello. The intent of this document is to create an argument that is devoid of validity. By the application of all the logical fallacies in the same passage I intend to under whelm the opposition with shear absurdity. I will begin with the premise that Al Gore is a bad choice for President of the United States. Al Gore is a bad choice for President of the United States. He is presently Vice President and everybody knows they are second rate. It is as if someone were to suggest using a muffin as a programmable device. It is common knowledge that many Vice Presidents have eaten muffins and Al Gore has claimed to use programmable devices therefore by reductio ad absurdum, ipso facto, Al Gore is lame. Everyone knows that it was Gore who went to the Buddhist temple. This was really a cover to give him an alibi for the Monica Lewinski thing. Plausible deniability my rosy red cheeks indeed. He covered up his involvement in the whole sordid scandal and then dallied with some cute little Buddhist nun no doubt. Then there is Hillary's fraudulent land deals. Al Gore knows Hillary. I can't think of anything more damning then that. Al says he thinks the world of her but he is a lying sack of goat cheese. I was talking to Fred Knobby yesterday and he says that the whole lot of them should be shot. There is a whole list of mistakes that these people have made and he's one of them. Al Gore is either god's gift to the world or he is the most evil man who ever walked the earth. Just ask Fred. Al Gore wants to keep our tax dollars and use them for liberal lay abouts that can't afford there own health care. Our country is in terrible debt and Al Gore is Vice President so why hasn't he fixed it.