You never Cormorant anymore.
Then you show up with your Herron curlers.
You have some Gull asking me for a Loon.
When will you Crow up.
You're just Robin peter to pay paul.

Your last scheme was a Falcon.
Im sure this is Swan for the record books.
Dont diss Sparrow.
You're still Owl right by me.
You just want to sail through life on your good Rooks.

A Chicken do anything a guy can do
You could be Pigeon in the big leagues
Let Osprey you never run a Fowl of the law
By doing something ill Eagle
Then we'd have to Wren away.
If they caught us Albetross-ed up like an Xmas Turkey!

Lets Goose somewhere nice just for a Lark
Get in Macaw and we'll drive Hen to the city.
I'll wear my best Tweet.
Don't Crane your neck, Duck down or you'll hit your head.
Yes Starling I'll get you a Parakeet-ies.

I spent last Nightengale's room
We had a Pheasent evening.
I slept on the Dove van.
It was Oriole good time.

Then Drake showed up running his beak.
He's always Hawking his wares.
Says it'll put Herron your chest.
She Casuawary glance in his direction.

He Woodpecker given half a chance.
I know I should Swallow my pride and Tern the other cheek
But I figured Tucan play at this game.
Ibis-ed off that guy something awful but he gave me ample Caws.
I don't think Ostrich the truth when I say 
He was Stork Raven mad.

He is the Cuckoo keeps
saying, "My name is Flamingo montoya prepare to die."
I told him don't be a Bird in on your poor mother.
Finally Emu-ved away.
Oh well The Grouse is always greener!

I recently Finched my trip to Istanbul.
It's the Parrots of the middle east.
I'm always ask Kingfishers for a tour of the bay.
Out at sea I was Puffin a Jay!
That made me Buzzard!
What a Thrush!
Later I went bowling but I could'nt make a Penguin.